answered questions
what's the most surprising thing that's happened in the last 12 months
waking up with my ring.
what's in the nearest trash bin
old receipts and a bag of funyuns.
what would you like to happen in the next 12 months
i want to be around when my sister has her kid, move out into a better place, travel more.
does your boss like you or does he take you for granted
he dislikes me personally but has not a bad thing to say professionally unless i can't make commission goals by the end of the month.
who do you talk to more when in a problem, your mother or father?
my mom.
If you came across a genie who offered to make three of your wishes come true, what would those wishes be?
a new home, a new car, and to make sure my sister has all the baby shit she needs when my niece or nephew arrives.
What do you hate most about yourself?
that i'm so damn handsome. a gift and a curse.
What do you want to change about yourself?
being more responsible and not cruising all the time.
Describe the greatest adventure you have ever been on?
in the last few months? probably checking out the moon, riding in my humvee because i could and wanted to get away from earth.
What is the one thing you are most ashamed of doing to a friend?
i hate my boy's food when we used to live together and blamed it on guests.
what's your favorite sports car?
68' camaro.
who is your favorite actress?
my soulmate and hot af mexican-lebanese queen, selma kayak
which cartoon did you like the most?
growing up? tiny toons, rocko's modern life, and batman the animated series.
do you believe in the concept of life after death?
no. i just think we die off and that's it. more room for other life to hog up this planet.
do you still think about your first love?
i'm past the point of thinking about that chick.
have you ever tried to steal?
tried? not proud of it but i have on more than one occasion.
what was the strangest punishment your parents ever gave you?
my mom made me eat a bowl of apples for breaking her vase that was passed down.
do you like tacos?
I LOVE TACOS!
what's your favorite fast food restaurant?
WENDY'S.
what's your favorite food?
chicken nuggets and beef kebabs.
why are you so dreamy?
because my parents passed on some great genes. just look at me.
is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
that's something hannibal should answer. i would love to hear that guy give an eloquent explanation about why he shies away from soufflé'n the brains of a clown.
if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
wouldn't drown but the whole swim routine is ruined?
what cheers you up?
watching cartoons, tetsuo, many bowls of cereal, friends.
what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
camel burger after figuring out where the fidduck i was transported to in egypt. a cook tried to offer me lambs brains with a drizzle of lemon juice.
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